(after Edwin Morgan)
Rrrrooww ggrrr? Schna schna
Hhhhoooooooooooouuuuuwwwww!
Naabuluwrre … naaaawrrrrruuu rup,
Karrr krraaff Cugh cugh ccrrrrruUGH
Yup yap YAWP! Yiiip yup riiiilclclclck:
hclhclhchclhcl—YIPE!
Orh-ooohr robrobro r r r r r r r hobhub brhub
Iiiiiinng eng ung ung ung gnaaah—
erMMMmmm, errrmmmm
Mrryeahr-mrryehr-mrerer.
Croh! nro, uvruv ruv—ljo ljo?
Crugh, brup … hhhhhhhhhhhha, norrr—
Nnnnrroooooooooooooooooooooo
Uuggh schnuff ugh.