carbon footprint contortions: reference notes

#   Melbourne aquarium couple Klaus & Jones apply for female penguin
Surrogate   /   reproductive tribunal annuls K & J: ‘family of incorrect type’   /   queers
natural world orders   /

#   (redacted) are incensed that K & J claim respect   /   even less enamoured
by outing of (redacted) own cheer squads’ perpetual indulgences   /   took resignations
revoked property leases   /   reduced carbon footprint   /   win win

#   [minutes 2023/12 canon modernisation committee (eyes only) proposal: limit
congregation exodus   /   offer blessings to evolutionary science (selected bits)   /   mea culpa
‘old translation errors, so sorry’   /   unknowable carbon cost of archive reprinting   / 
refer: climate mitigation committee ]

#   [minutes 2023/12 climate mitigation committee (eyes only) proposal:
downsize text books = reduce carbon footprint   /   retrofit ‘Eden 6,000 years’ canon   /
cut Darwin stuff, declutter timelines, closet pre 6,000 years into ‘era 0: ineffable’   /
refer: canon modernisation committee ]

#   rotten apples review: TV series ‘Eden 6,000 years’   /   key words: evolution, dogma
knowledge, ineffable, science, serpent   /   spoiler alert: Eve promotes knowledge
is evicted   /   viewer numbers in free fall   /

#   K & J start-up earthy delight.queer.stay.swop.org is booming   /   top tier players game
system without owning a home   /   lower ownership = lower carbon footprint   /   memo
CEO swop.org: claim carbon offset   /

#   K & J plan summer home-swop with gay bonobo couple   /   aquarium staff have kindly
agreed to place flotation jackets on hand   /